Ten Reasons Father is the very best!

Leading 10 Reasons Father is the very best!

1. When faced with the issue of algae at the bottom of the swimming pool, athletic shoe with sandpaper taped to the bottom was the "apparent answer".

2. Has proved successful in naming all 5 of his children in the order which they were born, when spotted the first.

3. Humbly stood back and seen as others were offered credit for the following list of products he believes to have actually developed: mini-kite, hunk-a-bread, mousetrap with spear & paper.

4. Most common location daddy wants to experiment with social standards: elevator.

5. Most frequently utilized expression uttered by daddy when taking somebody on a tour of the very complete garage: "I have actually lastly got it simply the method I desire it."

6. Self-employed, dad was concerned one day that he may have unintentionally been embezzling from himself for several years.

7. With his kids disregarding their Saturday tasks, daddy unleashed, probably, the least successful penalty of all time when he declared "you have actually lost the benefit to work." This would also mark the last punishment he was asked to hand out.

8. Products that daddy gathers: typewriters, coins, motorcycles, cap weapons, lawnmower parts, rubber bands, printing presses. Approximated total worth: $74.

9. Although fully functional, daddy declared the REWIND button on the VCR was simply cosmetic and didn't believe "it's suggested to do that."

10. For being an extremely entertaining and loving daddy.

Happy Father's Day!